Gohan: Babysitter of Chaos

Part 2

Nearly ALL the cabinets were open, and had their contents spilled all over the ground. The fridge, after through ransacking, had been left open. A jug of milk lay on its side within, all of which had slopped out, dreanching all the other food in the fridge, and dribbling out onto the floor.

A once lovely vase that had been filled with flowers picked by Vegita when he was in a VERY GOOD mood now lay shattered into a million pieces on the linoleum, water and flower pettles strewn all over the place.

From one of the empty cabinets, a rather large bag of flour had fallen and exploded, dusting the whole room with a fine cream/white coating. On the ground, small footprints could be made out in the flour, leading from one disaster area to the next as two super hungry munchkins seached for something tasty to eat.

Gohan stood before the ransacked kitchen, mouth agap, eye twitching. Bra had worked her way around in his arms so that she, too, could see the destruction. She stopped fussing when she saw the disaster areawith big eyes. Even the great little Pan was shocked speachless at the sight.Gohan slowly followed two sets of foot prints into the pantry, and with almost blank eyes, he saw what Trunks and Goten had finally decided apon to consume.

That is, at least, he saw the remains of what Trunks and Goten had decided apon to consume.

Atleast twenty canisters of Tang lay empty on the ground, and scattered throughout this jumble of containers was about five or six empty bags of brown and white sugar, their contents having all been devoured by two jolting half Saiyans.

The footprints of flour on the pantry floor were very peculier. On closer inspection, Gohan was pretty sure that in their hyper state of near delirium, Goten and Trunks had invented a sugar dance involving many complex twists and spins that in evey right should have been anatomically inconcevable.

Bra was becoming frightened of the wreckage in the kitchen but was being surprisingly silent, as was Pan. Infact, there was an almost eery silence in the kitchen.

Almost afraid to break the quiet, Gohan said rather quietly, "Vegita's gonna kill me......"

"Yah!!" Goten poped out of no where and right into Gohan's face.

"Aah!" Gohan yelped in surpeise.

"Yah!" Pan screached.

"Waaaah!!" Bra screamed then burst into another round of tears.

"Goten!!

"Yah!" Goten yelled, sugar and Tang pumping through every vein, then spoke in a way Gohan wasn't sure he understood correctly, "Ya know what!!? Yeah!! Woo!! Yeah!!I like goat meat with singing artichokes!!! *tick*" this last sound was followed by a spazm running down Goten's body, then in an almost involuntary looking way, he started into his sugar dance, and he started to sing that horrible "Song That Doesn't End" song. (Ya know, on Lambchop's playalong?)

He danced out of the pantry, where Gohan heard Trunks's voice.

Trunks, too, spoke the language of the sugar, then he started babling, "Foolish *tick* Robinhood!!*spazm* fight with me! I be Pirate Joe!!*tick* I be here for ye booty to whip!!"

Gohan came out of the pantry to find Goten and Trunks sword fighting with wooden spoons, all the while Trunks kept babling about Pirate Joe and Goten kept singing that horrible song.

They faught their way out of the kitchen and into the living room, spoons clacking, bodies continuing their sugar dance, voices spazming neither showing anysign of slowing down.

Goten ducked outfrom under on of Trunks's spoon attacks, and Trunks ended up hitting the couch with such force that it cracked in half. Gohan followed behind their path of destruction, trying to tell them to stop, but not quite getting through. Bra and Pan weren't helping much.

"Goten!"

"This is the song that doesn't end-"

"Trunks!! Don't hit the window!"

"Har har har! Pirate Joe, ready for action!!"

*shatter*

"-yes it goes on and on my friend-"

"Waaaa!"

"Bra, it's okay-NO!! NOT VEGITA'S FAVORITE CHAIR!!!"

*CRUNCH*

"Arg! The wooden leg of Pirate Joe knows no mercy!!"

"-some people started singing it-"

"Viva Pirate Joe!! Beef to him!"

"NOT THE CHINA CABINET!!!!!"

*BANG* *CRASH* *SHATTER*

"-not knowing what it was-"

"HA HA HA HA HA!!"

"Pan! It's not funny! Let go of my ear!!"

"King of the seven seas! Immortal Pirate Joe!"

"-and they'll continue singing it forever just becauase-"

By this point, the hallway, living room, kitchen, dining room, den, and five spare bedrooms had been totaled, and there seemed to be more damage to come as Trunks and Goten abandoned their wooden spoons and donned (from Kami knows where) aluminum baseball bats!

The two boys swung at eachother, each of their bats connecting with eachother at the same time, causing a huge shock wave that leveled half of the Capsule Corps. building.

* * * *

Radditz, Turles, and Nappa were sitting on the couch in their new house, descustedly watching pro-wrestling on T.V. They weren't enjoying the show very much, but they were taking a likeing to some particular Earth foods like salt, butter, and olive oil (yes, they are eating it plain.)

*BOOM*

All three were vibrated out of their seats. They looked at eachother for an instant, then charged out of the house.

They were on the undamaged side of the house, so they didn't see any of the destruction.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!! HE'S LOST IT!!" Trunks screamed, running around the side of the house.

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!" Goten was hot on Trunks's heels. They ran towards Radditz, Trules and Nappa, then past them and they hid behind the Saiyan's capsule house.

Radditz and Turles exchanged glances, then turned back to facing the Capsule Corps house to see what was frightening the children.

Slowly, Gohan came into view. His face was blank, but his eyes were dark. He was covered in scorch marks and his clothes were singed. A few of the bangs over his forehead were on fire and were giving off smoke. Pan was still sitting on Gohan's shoulder tugging mercilessly at his hair, and Bra was clinging to his shirt front like a sloth, soaking it with tears, because Gohan had let go of her.

"YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!!!" Gohan's face didn't look like he was yelling, but his voice was so loud that people from miles away were scared into hiding under their beds.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Pan seemed to find it all absolutely hilarious.

"Nnn!" Goten and Trunks made identically terrified little noises.

"Kid looks mad," Nappa said, sweat hanging from his brow.

Gohan stormed past the three terrified Saiyans and looked around for a second, "You can't push you chi low enough to hide from me!!"

He lunged with surprising speed behind the little capsule house. Trunks and Goten tried to run for it but were way too slow. Turles, Radditz, and Nappa all watched silently as a large dust cloud was kicked up from the struggle taking place, Gohan, Goten, Trunks, Pan, and Bra couldn't be seen, but they could definatly be heard. Gunts, laughter, yells, yelps, and any other sound imaginable could be heard coming from the dust cloud behind the house.

Suddenly, the sound ceased. As the dust cloud deminished, Radditz could make out only one figure standing.

Gohan stood, face still expretionless in a determined way. On his shoulder still sat Pan, who had been clinging to Gohan's forehead for dear life. From his shirt still hung Bra, and she, too, showed no signs of letting go. Under each of his arms, Gohan had Trunks and Goten. They were struggling, kicking, and trying to do everything imaginable to escape but to no avail.

"Please, Gohan! Brother!! Lemme go! I'll be good! Please!!!"

"Gohan, I'll clean it all up! No one has to know!! Kay!?!"

Their pleading and protesting fell on deaf ears as Gohan walked past Turles, Radditz and Nappa. Curious, the Saiyans followed.

Gohan walked slowly to the gravity room. When Trunks and Goten saw where they were heading, they tried even harder to free themselves.

"NO NO NO NO!!"

"Please! Have a heart!!"

Gohan pressed a button on the wall with his elbow and the door to the gravity room swished open. Gohan walked in and to the far wall where the gravity control console was. He set it to 700 times normal gravity and dropped Trunks and Goten.

They tried their best to get up, but could hardly lift their heads. Gohan walked calmly out of the room, not looking back.

When the Saiyans caught up with Gohan, he was closing the door calmly, his face back to normal as though nothing had gone on.

"What happened?" Nappa asked, looking in gravityroom window.

"I just did something I should have done from the begining," Gohan said simply, wraping his arms around Bra again (she had quite a bit of dificulty hanging onto his shirt in the intense gravity, but had refused to let go.)

Gohan walked back into the house, closing the door behind him. Radditz, Turles and Nappa each took one last look into the gravity room and watched Trunks and Goten try with everything they had to move, but failing miserably. Then, the Saiyans, too, went inside of their own respected house to return to eating their salt, butter and olive oil and watching pathetically weak humans beat the crap out of eachother.

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An air car landed in the yard by the Saiyan's capsule house a few hours later. A happy Goku, Chichi, Bulma and even Vegita climbed out. They had had a very enjoyable evening at a buffet where they had stuffed themselves and talked the fine talk.

They were surprised by what they saw. They had entered through the undamaged side of the house, and weren't prepared to see the living room trashed. The couch was cracked in half, glass from a few broken windows littered the floor, and there was bits and pieces of plaster from the cealing littered everywhere.

In the middle of the destroyed room, sitting serenly and fast asleep, was Gohan. He had a book in his lap, and on either leg was a sleeping Pan and Bra, their heads resting on his slowing rising and falling chest.

Chichi got a kind of histeric face, then fainted. Bulma quickly ordered Vegita to go to the kitchen to get an icepack to put on her head. Surprisingly, Vegita did so without a word. He dissapeared into the kitchen, then all of the people in the living (except the sleeping Gohan, Pan, and Bra) jumped at the frightening sound of a rabidly angry Saiyan Prince.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE KITCHEN!!?!!"

The End